“Wholly Guaca-Bowl!” Taco Veggie Bowl with Beef Strips


🌮 “Wholly Guaca-Bowl!” Taco Veggie Bowl with Beef Strips
“It’s like Taco Tuesday fell into a salad bowl and said, ‘Let’s party!’”


🥗 Ingredients (Serves 2–4 hungry amigos)
🥬 Veggie Bowl Base:
• 2 cups chopped romaine lettuce
• 1 cup shredded purple cabbage (for crunch and drama)
• ½ cup cherry tomatoes, halved
• ½ cup canned corn, drained
• ½ cup black beans, rinsed and drained
• ½ avocado, sliced or cubed
• ¼ cup red onion, diced
• ¼ cup shredded cheddar or Monterey Jack cheese
• Crushed tortilla chips (optional but fun, it’s like a piñata exploded deliciously)
🥩 Beef Strips (the VIPs):
• 1 lb beef sirloin or flank steak, thinly sliced
• 1 tbsp olive oil
• 1 tsp chili powder
• 1 tsp cumin
• ½ tsp smoked paprika
• ½ tsp garlic powder
• Salt & pepper to taste
• Lime wedges for serving
Joke break:
Why did the beef strip join the salad?
Because it wanted to meat someone new! 🥩😆


🫙 Creamy Southwest Dressing:
• 2 tbsp Greek yogurt or sour cream
• 1 tbsp lime juice
• 1 tsp hot sauce (optional, but encouraged)
• 1 tsp olive oil
• Pinch of cumin & garlic powder
• Salt to taste


🔥 Instructions

  1. Cook the beef:
    Heat olive oil in a skillet over medium-high heat. Toss in your seasoned beef strips and sear until browned and cooked to your liking (usually 4–6 minutes). Squeeze lime juice over the top for that taco-truck flair.
  2. Build the base:
    In a big ol’ bowl, layer the romaine, cabbage, tomatoes, corn, black beans, red onion, avocado, and cheese.
  3. Add the beef strips right on top like the bold centerpiece they are.
  4. Mix up the dressing and drizzle it like you’re Jackson Pollock with a zesty streak.
  5. Top with crushed tortilla chips for that final crunch-kick and maybe a few jalapeño slices if you like to live on the edge.

🎉 Why This Bowl Is Nacho Average Salad
• It’s got protein, fiber, and fiesta all in one
• Balanced, bold, and totally customizable
• Great for lunch, dinner, or eating over the sink while pretending you meal prep
• Tastes like tacos, crunches like chips, and fuels you like a champion
Joke break:
What do you call a cow that works out?
Beefcake. And yes, it’s in this bowl. 🐄💪


🥳 Final Punchline:
Why don’t salads ever get invited to the taco party?
Because this bowl already brought the beef.


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