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🥜💥 “Raw and Order: Protein Mix Unit”
“This mix is flexin’ plant-based muscle without ever turning up the heat.”

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🌿 Ingredients (Makes about 2–3 cups of mix)
All raw, all vegan, and all ready to rumble in your blender, bowl, or energy bites!
• ½ cup raw almonds
• ½ cup raw pumpkin seeds (pepitas = protein MVPs)
• ¼ cup raw hemp seeds
• ¼ cup raw sunflower seeds
• ¼ cup raw chia seeds
• ¼ cup ground flaxseed
• ¼ cup raw cacao nibs (for that superfood swagger)
• ¼ cup dried goji berries or unsweetened cranberries (for sweetness + antioxidants)
• 2 tbsp shredded raw coconut (optional, but tropical vibes never hurt)
• Pinch of sea salt
• Optional: 1 tbsp maca powder or spirulina for an extra plant-based boost
Joke break:
Why did the chia seed get promoted?
Because it was always willing to bulk up when needed! 😄

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🌀 How to Use It:

1. As-Is Snack Mix:
   Toss all ingredients together in a large jar or container. Shake it like a maraca. Boom. Trail mix vibes.
2. For Protein Shakes:
   Add 2–3 tablespoons to your smoothie with banana, nut milk, and a date. Instant Hulk-mode.
3. Make Energy Balls:
   Blend ½ cup of this mix with dates and a splash of nut butter. Roll into balls. Chill. Eat. Flex.
   Joke break:
   What’s a hemp seed’s favorite pickup line?
   “Are you a smoothie? ‘Cause I wanna blend with you.” 😏

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🥇 Why You’ll Love This Raw Vegan Protein Mix:
• No processing, no preservatives, no regrets
• Healthy fats, complete proteins, and fiber to keep you full (and fabulous)
• Keeps your energy up without making you crash harder than your ex’s mixtape
• Travel-friendly, gym-approved, yoga-mat-compatible

Final Punchline:
What do you call a protein mix that tells jokes?
A real nutty comedian. 😂