
🐟 Brown Rice & Fish Soup with Garden Veggies
“A bowl that’s brain food, body fuel, and comedy bait all in one.”
🌾 Ingredients (Serves 4–6)
• 1 tbsp olive oil
• 1 small onion, chopped
• 2 cloves garlic, minced
• 2 medium carrots, diced
• 2 celery stalks, chopped
• 1 zucchini, chopped
• 1 bell pepper (any color), chopped
• 1 cup cooked brown rice
• 4 cups fish stock (or vegetable stock for a lighter version)
• 1½ lb white fish fillets (like cod, tilapia, or haddock), cut into chunks
• 1 tsp dried thyme
• 1 tsp paprika (smoked, if you’re feeling fancy)
• Juice of ½ lemon
• Salt and pepper to taste
• Fresh parsley for garnish
• Optional: red chili flakes if you like a little kick
Joke break:
Why don’t fish do stand-up comedy?
Because they’re afraid of being roasted.
🧄 Instructions
- Heat olive oil in a large soup pot over medium heat. Add onion and garlic. Sauté until they smell like you’ve got dinner and your life together.
- Toss in the carrots, celery, zucchini, and bell pepper. Cook for 5–6 minutes, stirring occasionally, like you’re checking in on your emotional support vegetables.
- Pour in the stock, add thyme and paprika, and bring to a simmer. Let those flavors mingle like a potluck at the pier.
- Add brown rice and fish chunks. Simmer for 8–10 minutes, or until the fish is cooked through and flakes like it’s got juicy gossip.
Joke break:
What did the brown rice say to the fish?
“You complete me, but I bring the fiber.” - Squeeze in the lemon juice, season with salt and pepper to taste. Stir gently and let it rest a minute before serving, every great soup deserves a dramatic pause.
- Ladle into bowls, top with fresh parsley, and serve with crusty bread or a corny punchline.
🍋 Why This Soup Deserves the Spotlight
• Clean, hearty, and loaded with brain-boosting omega-3s
• Brown rice brings earthy goodness and long-lasting energy
• Packed with colorful veggies so you feel virtuous and vibrant
• Great for meal prep, post-workout, or midweek glow-ups
Final punchline:
What’s a fish’s favorite type of soup?
“The one that lets them off the hook!” 🎣
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