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🍓🥤 “Berry Funny Business” Strawberry Shake Smoothie
“It’s so creamy, even your blender might blush.”

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🍓 Ingredients (Serves 2, or 1 if you’re not into sharing)
For the Strawberry Purée:
• 1 cup fresh or frozen strawberries, hulled
• 1 tbsp maple syrup or agave (optional, depending on sweetness)
• 1 tsp lemon juice (keeps it bright & sassy)
For the Smoothie:
• 1 cup plant-based milk (almond, oat, or coconut, go nuts 🌰)
• ½ frozen banana (for that milkshake vibe)
• ½ cup vegan vanilla yogurt or frozen cauliflower (trust, it adds creaminess)
• ½ cup of your fresh strawberry purée
• Ice cubes, if you want it extra chill
• Optional: pinch of sea salt or splash of vanilla extract
Joke break:
Why did the strawberry get promoted?
Because it was on top of its purée game! 😄

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🌀 Directions

1. Make that purée:
   Blend the strawberries, sweetener, and lemon juice until smooth. You can strain it if you’re feeling fancy, but leaving the fiber in keeps things real and healthy.
2. Blend the smoothie:
   Add your milk, banana, yogurt, ice, and most of the purée into a blender. Blend until smooth and creamy.
3. Swirl & serve:
   Swirl a little extra purée around the inside of your glass (Instagram loves this), pour in your smoothie, and top with fresh berries, granola, or coconut flakes. Sip and giggle.
   Joke break:
   What did one strawberry say to the blender?
   “I’m falling for you, but please be gentle!” 😂

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🌟 Why You’ll Fall in Love (Berry First Sight):
• Real strawberries = real flavor
• Naturally sweet, no weird syrups needed
• That shake-like texture hits every time
• Kid-friendly, date-friendly, self-care-Sunday-approved

Final Punchline:
What’s a smoothie’s favorite type of comedy?
Berry punny ones. 😏

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