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🍌🥤 “Banana Drama” Shake Smoothie
“So good, it’ll make you question why you ever skipped breakfast.”

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🍌 Ingredients (Serves 2 – or 1 if you’re feeling ape-solutely wild)
• 2 ripe bananas (one can be frozen for extra creaminess)
• ¾ cup plant-based milk (almond, oat, or your fave)
• ½ tsp pure vanilla extract
• 1–2 tsp maple syrup or agave (optional, bananas are sweet enough if ripe!)
• 1 cup crushed ice (not optional if you want it frosty!)
• 1–2 tbsp shredded walnuts or pecans or any nut (for garnish)
• Sliced banana (for that pro look on top)
• Optional: pinch of cinnamon for that cozy vibe
Joke break:
Why did the banana smoothie fail its audition?
Because it couldn’t find its a-peel! 🎭😂

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🌀 Directions

1. Blend it up:
   In a blender, combine bananas, milk, vanilla, sweetener (if using), and crushed ice. Blend until smooth and dreamy.
2. Pour with purpose:
   Pour into a chilled glass (or coconut shell, if you’re extra). Top with sliced banana and sprinkle shredded nuts on top.
3. Serve it up cold & bold:
   Add a straw, take a pic, sip, and try not to gulp it in one go. (Or do. We won’t judge.)
   Joke break:
   What’s a smoothie’s favorite pickup line?
   “You make me feel all blended up inside.” 😏

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💛 Why You’ll Go Bananas for This Shake:
• Creamy, cold, and super satisfying
• Naturally sweet with a vanilla twist
• Crunchy nuts on top = chef’s kiss
• It’s a banana shake… do we even need to keep selling it?

Final Punchline:
Why don’t bananas tell secrets in smoothies?
Because they know things always come out in the blend. 😄

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