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🍸❄️ Spiked Crushed Ice Lime Aid Slushie
“Because sometimes adulthood tastes like lime, pineapple, and a splash of ‘heck yeah.’”

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🔥🍍 Grown-Up Ingredients (Serves 2 responsible party people)
• ½ cup fresh lime juice (about 4 juicy limes)
• 1 cup frozen pineapple chunks
• 2–3 tbsp agave syrup (or to taste)
• 1½–2 cups crushed ice
• ½ cup sparkling water or coconut water (depending on your mood)
• 2–3 oz white rum or silver tequila (aka the kick in your citrus step)
• Fresh mint leaves (garnish)
• Optional: Lime wedges + chili salt rim for extra flair 🔥
Joke break:
Why did the pineapple break up with the lime?
Because it needed space… and tequila. 😂

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🍹 Grown-Up Directions

1. Rim the glass (optional, but classy):
   Run a lime wedge around the rim of your glass and dip it in chili salt or sugar if you want that “I bartend on weekends” vibe.
2. Slush it up:
   Add the lime juice, frozen pineapple, agave, crushed ice, your choice of water, and your boozy bestie (rum or tequila) to the blender. Blend until slushy and smooth.
3. Garnish + Sip:
   Pour into your prepared glasses, top with mint, a lime wedge, and a little wink to whoever’s around.
   Joke break:
   What do you call a lime slushie on vacation?
   A frozen overachiever with a little rum in its résumé. 😎

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🌟 Why It Slaps (Responsibly):
• Boozy, but fresh and not too sweet
• You still get that tropical health halo from pineapple and mint
• Way more exciting than that sad beer in the back of your fridge
• It’s summer-in-a-glass all year long

Final Punchline:
What did the slushie say after its third rum shot?
“I may be frozen… but I’m feelin’ warm inside.” 🥶❤️‍🔥

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